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Probably A Bad Day For The 1%

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u/MplsPolitik 3d ago

Six days ago? Any updates?

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u/Dumpstar72 3d ago

Awaiting a special master to be appointed. See what doc's they need to throw out (which is probably the lot).

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u/BoinkBoinkEtAliae 3d ago

So this is just another clit tease without an actual satisfactory ending yet. Great.

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u/BoomZhakaLaka 3d ago edited 3d ago Silver

According to the article:

Preska determined public interest outweighed the privacy rights of the eight "John Does" named in the documents, referred to as Does 12, 28, 97, 107, 144, 147, 171 and 183. 

So, they are releasing information about eight of at least 183 individuals named in maxwell's records.

Entirely possible that nothing of consequence gets released here.

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u/vivekisprogressive 3d ago

Why the fuck do pedophile rapists get to be John Does? Absurd.

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u/RedBeardFace 3d ago

Because $$$$

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u/Pvt_Mozart 2d ago

The thing people forget is Epstein was already caught once, and instead of going to jail for the rest of his life barely got a slap on the wrist. The highest levels of law enforcement basically allowed him to keep operating for years because of how rich and powerful he was.

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u/FantasyThrowaway321 2d ago

Alex Acosta, the slimey prick

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u/Miss-Figgy 2d ago

Who then served as Secretary of Labor under the Trump administration.

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u/VegetableAd986 2d ago

Head, meet Nail

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u/p____p 2d ago

The head is the part of the nail that you want to hit if you’re hammering in a nail.

If you hit the nail on the head, you’re hitting it with a hammer. The nail and the head don’t meet, because one is a part of the other.

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u/Lostmypoopknife 2d ago

Man, you don’t get it. This guy hammers nails with his head.

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u/CalamitousCakeDoll 2d ago

It's true, I speak shark, you can trust me

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u/MajorJuana 2d ago

What is the metal part of a hammer called?

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u/dgibbons0 2d ago

If you check out a diagram of a hammer, you'll see that the (typically) metal part on top that you hit the nail with is also referred to as the head.

If you hit the nail on the head (with the head) you're hitting with the hammer's top, and they actually do meet. Because they're each part of their own device.

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u/ashran3050 2d ago

I've learned so much hammer technicalities in this thread. Thank you

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u/Urethral_Icicle 2d ago

It doesn't matter because that's not what the idiom means and that guy said something very stupid completely on accident despite you playing devil's avocado for him.

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u/TonightsWinner 2d ago

While that's true, I'd argue that "Hammer, meet nail." would have been a much better thing to say given that it doesn't leave anything up for question or debate.

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u/SumOldGuy 2d ago

So we should take the head off and use it to beat the body?

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u/p____p 2d ago

I believe you should be allowed to beat your meat in whatever fashion you like as long as you’re respectful towards other.

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u/Accomplished-Yam6553 2d ago

He's confusing it with hammerheads

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u/RedsRearDelt 2d ago

Wait, when did sharks get involved?

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u/Current_General_955 3d ago

I could be wrong, but I think it’s because they haven’t been convicted of anything. Yet.

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u/BoomZhakaLaka 3d ago

It's also likely there are victims among the john does.

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u/legopego5142 2d ago

And realistically theres also people who just were involved with Epstein who werent pedos

Not everyone who interacted with them is a rapost pedo

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u/Amazing-Ad-669 2d ago

But people in his "black book" I believe were. The plumber and landscaper probably weren't just mixed in with high profile men paying for sex. Epstein understood the power of this information all too well. Ask Prince Edward. He was set up to be photographed walking with Epstein in Central Park.

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u/__babyslaughter__ 2d ago

He flew people to humanitarian events, and did all sorts of totally up and up rich person shit, because you don’t achieve those kinds of connections by only having sex slave parties with perverts.

The majority of people he wined and dined probably did only the more normal rich person shit

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u/ObviousSea9223 2d ago

Yeesh, if he was setting people up to be photographed with him, that immediately calls into question how useful the book would be. It'd be nice if it was basically a smoking gun as opposed to who he wanted insurance against. Which would mostly be active associates, I imagine, but it'll be hard to demonstrate.

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u/thebigmanhastherock 2d ago

No the black book I think were just contacts I think. I think the people that book had their names released.

Here is a somewhat interesting article about it.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/i-called-everyone-in-jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book/

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u/JetSkiOfTheseus 2d ago

Sure, but unless you can prove it, you can't just launch mass accusations of pedophilia against every person who ever met these monsters.

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u/GainFirst 2d ago

Andrew, I think, not Edward.

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u/mr_potatoface 2d ago

pedophile rapists

That's not what they are. A pedophile rapist is a person who rapes pedophiles.

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u/diabolis_avocado 3d ago

Because they are 1) not parties to the lawsuit and 2) not presently accused of any crime. The court performs a balancing test - whether the public interest outweighs the Does’ right to remain private - to determine whether someone’s name being included in Maxwell’s documents is something the public has a right to know under the circumstances.

Consider if u/vivekisprogressive appeared in the papers with no context or corroborating support for u/vivekisprogressive ever having been associated with Epstein or Maxwell. Releasing the list would have a devastating impact on u/vivekisprogressive’s reputation. Perhaps that impact is deserved, but no jury has found that to be a true fact. Thus, the balancing test is invoked.

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u/Birdhawk 2d ago

John Does what?

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u/dern_the_hermit 2d ago

He exclaims, "It's Doesin' time!" and then Doeses all over.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 2d ago

Because one was Trump

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u/so_hologramic 2d ago

He did appoint Alex Acosta as his Secretary of Labor. The same Alex Acosta who let Epstein walk free the first time he was caught raping children.

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u/Proud_Truck 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who will of course deny, deny, deny despite lots of photos and videos of them together. That video where Trump is talking into his ear about how sexy the women are where even Epstein seems skeeved being exhibit A. Think about this, you know the two of them talked about Ivanka...

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u/Drackar39 2d ago

The reality that people want to ignore is...the vast majority of people this guy knew aren't pedophile rapists.

Like legitimately, the odds are very good someone you know has committed a horrific crime. I know almost no one and I've had to carve multiple rapists out of my life after I found out the shit they did.

The fact that you know rapists doesn't mean you are a rapist.

And that's what the majority of these "John Does" are. People he knew, that didn't have a fucking clue what he was up to, that he had normal interactions with and normal business dealings with that had no first hand experience of raping fucking kids with the bastard.

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u/TheGrimGuardian 2d ago

Call me crazy but putting someone's name in a book doesn't mean they're actually guilty. If they wrote your name in a big black book of pedos would you want it read out loud to the public?

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u/turbochimp 2d ago

I agree with this. The burden of proof is enormous, any immediate defence is likely to hinge on this exact point. If there is any hope of any convictions whatsoever against defendants with almost bottomless budgets for lawyers then everything has to be by the absolute letter of the process of the law. Otherwise it'll get thrown out forever on the most trivial technicality.

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u/coppertech 2d ago

legal system for the rich, justice system for the poor.

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u/samd1ggitydog 2d ago

Because if the constitutional right to privacy didn't apply to everyone, it would effectively only apply to people who the government likes, making things worse and more totalitarian. Sex crimes can be horrible, but if humiliating Epstein's friends comes at the cost of US democracy, I'll take democracy all day.

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u/MDCCLXXXVIII 2d ago

(Serious question)

This is interesting. My question is what constitutional right to privacy? As far as I can tell, privacy is not in the constitution, but rather read into common law by the Supreme Court, though it is hard to imagine several of the amendments functioning without some foundational privacy standards. So where are they drawing their legal justification for the right to privacy for these individuals?

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u/samd1ggitydog 2d ago

I was generalizing for the sake of brevity and also just out of sloppiness on my end. Won't be much better now in terms if sloppiness since its currently very late at night, but my answer is simple.

By "right to privacy" I really meant "protections and liberties of the accused". This is a big category, and I don't wanna pull out my APgov notes but I'm thinking stuff like Miranda rights (constitutional interpretation is effectively the constitution) as well as stuff actually explicitly written in the constitution like speedy trial.

If you were looking for specifics, I'm sorry. My original comment was a vague sentiment that I feel like some people are getting really authoritarian about this. I worry that pedophelia could be used as an excuse for the state to reduce rights for the accused, making the US a worse place for innocent people who disagree with the establishment.

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u/Necessary_Example128 2d ago

Have you read the fourth amendment? It deffffffnately doesn’t protect Epsteins documents

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u/Thingsthatdostuff 2d ago

Especially when rape allegations are blasted from town square with absolutely no care in the world as to whether or not a party is guilty. Suddenly, privacy is a big concern.

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u/silencesc 2d ago

Because it's possible that they wrote a name in just to try to implicate someone, or got a name wrong, or a john gave a fake name.

Remember when reddit "found" the Boston marathon bomber?

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u/Sunretea 3d ago

Those are the 8 that didn't pay their club fees.

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u/Slot_tech_3000 2d ago

It is missing "45"

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u/regoapps 2d ago

144

1 + 44

45

Hey, if conspiracy theorists are allowed to do this, then why can't we?

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u/FCrange 2d ago

Oh hey, it's the German tank problem.

Best guess for the total number of John Does is 212 +/- 35.

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u/ThrownAback 2d ago

John Doe 183 would disagree. (assuming consecutive assignment) /s

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u/Dumpstar72 3d ago

I was joking. I’m sure those who could be named are applying pressure where they can to subvert the process.

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u/GodLeeTrick 2d ago

Wait...rubbing the clit isn't enough? Sad day

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u/WilsonStJames 2d ago

Clit bait.

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u/Small_Dick_Enrgy 2d ago

I’m sort of mad I know what a special master is now thanks to trump

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u/wonkey_monkey 2d ago

"Special Master" is going to be Word(s) of the Year at this rate.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 2d ago

Most recent news story:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epsteins-powerful-pals-will-face-new-revelations-in-soon-to-be-unsealed-docs

Also, the tweeter is a right wing nutjob, don't go follow him based on this. He's insane.

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u/someotherbitch 2d ago

The entire obsess with these international and ultra wealthy pedophile rings are just distracting conspiracies. Pedophiles exist in the 1% just as they do in every other class.

All these are used for is to ignore the very real problem of child sexual abuse. Close relatives and other trusted adults are the ones abusing kids everyday. Our neighbors, coworkers, best friends, even family members are the predators and people really don't want to face that fact.

Arresting a handful of rich predators would be good. It wouldn't change anything or have any more impact than all the other cases of abuse.

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u/42356778 2d ago

No, they’re saying that most abuse isn’t a “ring” at all, and concentrating on these high-profile cases takes away from the more common abuse occurring every day in our communities. Hunting for elite traffickers around every corner not only takes attention and resources from the survivors of more prevalent types of abuse but it also creates a false image of what human trafficking and sexual abuse look like.

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u/pirikikkeli 2d ago

Yeah because they are the same people tasked with "finding" them :D

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u/42356778 2d ago

The world where shit like Qanon and nonsense about satanic cabals distract folks like the guy in the tweet from actual problems in the country. But I don’t disagree with you, these wealthy people will never face consequences, and that’s a travesty. I interpreted your initial comment as “the cabal is out to get our kids”-adjacent, my bad!

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u/CumBubbleFarts 2d ago

This is the shit that I hate. At least you apologized. The fact that there are high profile, powerful people who abuse children is not a conspiracy theory. It’s been a proven problem. Qanon people are idiots and they’re at fault for making people feel the way you do.

People like Jimmy Saville are very real. There was an actual conspiracy, not a theory. He was funneled children and given access to children. Many, many people knew what he was doing and they all hushed it up. They told other people not to say anything. Regular people, nurses and doctors. People in the industry. I understand that most abuse is from people close to your family or within the family itself, but there is no way that those people have more access to children than the powerful elite. The number of victims is potentially so much higher with these high profile and powerful abusers.

Saying it’s a distraction is silly. It’s a real problem and needs to be addressed just like familial abuse. Neither are more or less important, it’s all child abuse and it all needs to stop.

I hope anyone that was involved with Epstein’s business of child abuse has information about them made public. At least let the court of public opinion ruin them if they don’t get brought up on actual charges.

I really don’t understand anyone who would be against this?? It doesn’t make sense. It’s like saying don’t go after the mass shooters because most gun violence isn’t related to mass shootings. That’s very true, but I still want to be comfortable enough to go to Walmart or the club. Don’t go after Enron because most theft is smaller. Don’t go after Escobar because most drug dealers are smaller.

Insane.

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u/phatsakis 2d ago

I think its more that we wouldn't really need to hunt a lot of these people. Like we pretty much know Charlie Sheen abused Corey Haim as a child. Bryan Singer is still around even though we know he filmed a bunch of kids taking a shower. Roman Polanski is still lauded by many in Hollywood despite raping a 13 year old.

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u/someotherbitch 2d ago

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into a continuous way of life

That's the reality for most children being abused. Because, again, most of the time it is a parent, close relative, or adult friend.

If every single 1%er that was a child abuser was executed tonight, tomorrow morning the world would still have 99% of the abusers that was had the day before. There would still be 99% of the # of children being abused.

Yes all abusers should be prosecuted but this outrage and obsessive anger with rich abusers is just conspiracy foder and ignoring the very real danger the children around us face. Some of the adults that surround us in our daily lives are abusing children. Focusing on some evil ring of rich untouchable sickos sounds admirable but in reality it isn't any different than the shit happening around us every single day.

It's very uncomfortable to really consider if your uncle is abusing your cousin. Is your aunt abusing your nephew. Is you neighbor abusing his children. Is you coworker abusing his friends teenage daughter. People would much rather speculate whether this rich guy or that famous actress is going to some child pedo fantasy island that really consider the people in their own lives who may be a predator.

As awful as it may feel to acknowledge, statistically every single one of us knows and regularly interacts with a child abuser. And chances are it is someone you would never expect or believe could he capable of such a thing.

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u/Inner-Permission-842 2d ago edited 2d ago

I rarely say this, but this is truly a disgusting opinion.

Suggesting that going after people with resources to protect themselves is wasting society's resources justifies having no consequences for the rich breaking the law. Justice should be same for all no matter the cost, and every single individual victim has a right to it. This is about principles and failing in things like these means our society is already morally bankrupt and doomed to fail. Not all cases can be solved in the end, but solving all the cases should always remain the objective and that should never change.

Also calling something a distracting conspiracy, when we have victims accusing and testifying of criminal offenses without a thorough investigation beyond Eppstein who died under suspicious circumstances, is disrespectful to those individuals and to their rights.

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u/_Oooooooooooooooooh_ 3d ago

According to google results (some foxnews article on this) said that they are supposed to be reæeased the 28th of november

So potential people in the documents had time to argue as to why they shouldnt be released

they were "subject of intense media coverage," but intentionally delayed the release until November 28 so that the individual had the option to appeal her decision.

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-documents-unsealed-judge-orders

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u/Table_Coaster 3d ago All-Seeing Upvote

can’t wait for nothing to come from this with nobody held accountable

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u/DayAndNight0nReddit 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yup, welcome to the american justice system, where power and money can save you from going to jail. At least their careers will be damaged

Edit: I see that some are confused here. I am aware that there are places which are worse and that this practice is done everywhere.

The post is about a court case in the USA, that's why my reply was about the Americans exploiting this system.

USA and other western country should be a role model in justice/legal system, but in reality they are almost as bad as the rest of the world.

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u/Monsur_Ausuhnom 3d ago

They can settle with $$$ and likely have NDA agreements.

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u/pegothejerk 3d ago

There's a bill that just passed nixing ndas when sexual assault is involved.

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u/PhilxBefore 2d ago

Don't worry, they'll nix that bill too... again

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u/Mel_Melu 2d ago

It passed though, the only way it can get nixed at this point is if Biden doesn't sign it.

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u/Caointeach 2d ago

Or if it's nullified by Supreme Court fiat.

If they can rule with a straight face that corporations, which do not have the accountability of individuals, nonetheless have the same rights and protections that individuals have, or that the 13 out of 27 words in the second amendment literally explaining the intent nonetheless have no bearing in interpreting the law... honestly I wouldn't put anything beyond them.

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u/whimsicalsteve 2d ago

Congress just passed a law that NDA agreements can’t be entered when sexual harassment or assault is involved.

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u/pew-_-pew-_- 3d ago

When you're in the 1% you just buy your way out of actual consequences... laws don't apply to these folks.

The 1% is just a pedo club you pay hella membership dues to be part of.

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u/jaxonya 2d ago

Well the club president went to jail and was then murdered so I mean sometimes they make sacrifices

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u/pew-_-pew-_- 2d ago

Think he might have been more like club historian, there are way bigger fish we'll never hear the names of.

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u/Fabulous_Profession3 2d ago

Yeah. Epstein was just one facilitator. Who knows how many shitstains just like him are still sleazing around providing the higher ups with trafficked children

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u/muraii 2d ago

The Shadow knows.

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u/Vandersveldt 2d ago

I make this reference all the time and no one's ever heard of it lol

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u/bluelocs 2d ago

Congress just passed a bill to make sexual assault NDAs illegal tho

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u/Nippelritter 2d ago

Just fyi, NDA means non disclosure agreement.

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u/Seaside_Suicide 2d ago

Innocent until proven broke.

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u/ApizzaApizza 3d ago

It’s not just america my man.

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u/peanutbutter_foxtrot 3d ago

A memoir for humanity.

Edit: for or of?? I’m awful with spelling/grammar so not sure which to use for the most nihilistic laughs.

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u/leglesslegolegolas 3d ago

They both work, depending on exactly what you're trying to say

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u/1202_ProgramAlarm 2d ago

Some loser nobody we've never heard of will get sentenced to 300000 years

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u/marcred5 3d ago

Panama papers all over again

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u/TheRavenSayeth 2d ago

The Panama papers absolutely resulted in a lot happening but most of the people affected were non Americans so of course US media is going to be less interested.

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u/death_of_flats 2d ago

more that the Americans involved made sure the media wasn't interested

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u/NicolasCagesEyebrow 2d ago

There were very few Americans involved because they don't need to go offshore to avoid taxes. Much easier and more legal to just establish a primary residence in a low tax state like Florida or Nevada.

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u/consider-the-carrots 3d ago

Panama papers caused the Iceland PM to resign among other things around the globe. It had a big impact

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u/PlatinumDoodle 2d ago

Wasn’t Shakira set to go to trial in the last year?

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u/death_of_flats 2d ago

this year it got decided she will face trial for criminal tax avoidance

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u/NotThatGuy10x 3d ago

It's been 6 days. So nothing will come from this.

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u/SuperfluousPedagogue 2d ago

Given the nature of the source tweet I'd chuck this straight into the garbage anyway.

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u/peritiSumus 2d ago

Funny given that we're in a thread about documents related to someone that was absolutely held accountable.

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u/Sillyist 3d ago

And then we never heard about it again

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u/brightlyagreeable13 2d ago

That would be his fate if just in case, were still tuning on him.

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u/nick_otis 2d ago

slams book shut

Like that's ever gonna happen!

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 2d ago

flush

Love how he uses one of the pages to wipe his ass

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u/knowitsallashow 2d ago

Nah, they'll just keep saying this every 6 months until the end of time

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u/CaptainK234 3d ago

Wake me up when the wealthy actually suffer some consequences for exploiting the rest of us

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u/CptAngelo 2d ago

So, which kind of dragon you want to protect the castle you will be sleeping an eternity at?

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u/sentimental_goat 2d ago

If you bring back to life someone from 200-300 years ago there mind will be blown by all the technological advances, but then you tell them that the world is being ruled by a handful of big business and they'll quickly realize not a whole lot has really changed.

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u/I-Got-Trolled 2d ago

You could wake up someone from 700 years ago and ask which families were the wealthiests of their time and they'd probably mention a bunch that still are nowdays.

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u/TheEffinChamps 2d ago

We have to make them.

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u/HelloKittyButtPlug 2d ago

Make them what? The French Revolution ended pretty badly for the average dude and created an emperor. That’s a possible outcome here, that it gets worse

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u/OddAstronaut2305 3d ago

Good. Fuck the 1%

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 3d ago

We are probably not going to see any of it, they're wrangling now to throw out as many as possible, which will be all of them by the end. Or someone will very conveniently commit suicide and all the papers will be lost.

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u/khaotickk 3d ago

All the names will be redacted

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u/UntrueServitude_26 3d ago

That would be very unfortunate. Anyway, is there any update about this?

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u/Emera1dthumb 3d ago

Judge will comment suicide this weekend.

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u/AlwaystoLearnMT 3d ago

And there will inexplicably be two bullets in his head

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 3d ago

I haven't heard anything

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u/AdvertisingFree4150 3d ago

theyve all been turning on trump recently. i wouldnt be surpised

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u/Illustrious_Grade554 2d ago

3.3 million people visited Epstein Island? Damn, crazy. Must have its own airport or something.

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u/hoti0101 2d ago

The people who rolled with Epstein are in the top 0.001%. 1% of the United States is 3,300,000 people

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u/eveningsand 2d ago

Good. Fuck the 1%

That's what, 80,000,000 people now. You'd better get a head start. You've got a lot of fuckin' to do.

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u/Waderriffic 3d ago

Yea I’m skeptical whether any of that will see the light of day.

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u/Antanim- 2d ago

Judge found dead with multiple gunshot wounds including to the back of the head, deemed a suicide. Investigation closed

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u/FocusXYZ 3d ago

Lets hope Elons brother isn't mentioned. That could be embarrassing for the new Twitter edge lord and chief of shit memes department. 😂

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u/DayAndNight0nReddit 3d ago

Everyone is hoping that the Musks are on the list, but they paid a lot not to be on the list

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u/HelenAngel 2d ago

There is a really famous picture of Musk with Ghislaine. I think people would be more surprised of none of the Musks were on the list. Clearly something would be sus.

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u/HecklingCuck 2d ago

Someone else in the thread said it’s only 8/182 names being released but idk how accurate that is. If it’s accurate this is neat, but not what the public wants.

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u/FeedMeCletus 3d ago

No chance anyone powerful will be named. Probably just a bunch of trafficked girls whose lives will be torn apart

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 3d ago

Bout fucking time. But this is all we will hear about it

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u/xdeltax97 2d ago

6 days ago….I guess we are waiting on a special master appointment or something?

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u/ZealousWolverine 3d ago

Anybody remember when Trump said he was going to put Hillary in prison? Anybody remember when Mueller was going to put Trump in prison? Anybody remember when Epstein's list was going to put a bunch of rich and powerful bigwigs in prison? Yeah, me neither.

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u/DiscoEthereum 3d ago

Just like the Panama papers. We all know every aspect of society is rigged and corrupt but there's not a thing we can do without drastic, permanently life-altering actions.

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u/improper84 3d ago

Sweaty (tiny) palms at Mar-a-Lago tonight.

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u/stalinmalone68 2d ago

Just like The Panama Papers were going to “send shockwaves all over the world”.

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u/Sup-poopybutt 2d ago

Is this one of those fake tweets?

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u/still_gonna_send_it 2d ago

No no it has a check mark they paid to be real

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u/miclux 3d ago

So the judge will soon fall out of a window russian style? Or shoot itself 5 times in the head?

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u/TwistedViper215 3d ago

If it’s not his client list, is it even worth it?

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u/kkalmightyagain 3d ago

Hmmm...how many more mysterious deaths to come...

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u/DiasCrimson 3d ago

That’ll depend on how many are appointed to review the documents and how many die before the rest take early retirements

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u/JROXZ 3d ago

This effectively an elite “favor” dossier. Ain’t nothing coming to light that doesn’t fall into some elite quid pro quo.

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u/Temporary_Stable_999 3d ago

Elon about to be exposed

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u/idog99 2d ago

Don't crimes trump privacy concerns?

We get to see Eddie's mug shot after he gets a DUI... How is this different?

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u/KrevinHLocke 2d ago

The file will be convenient misplaced or heavily redacted.

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u/ImInPerthWhatsUp 2d ago

Breaking news: Judge is rolled over by steam roller, shot with 400 bullets, poisoned, throat slit. Authorities rule it a suicide.

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u/johnsgurl 2d ago

Call me cynical, but I'm pretty sure they could overtly name everyone of those people and nothing would happen. There would be a public outcry for a few weeks. Tons of promises of prosecution. And then...crickets. we all hope that this means the downfall of the 1%. It won't be. It's just another headline without teeth.

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u/907Tupacabra 2d ago

Nothing will come of this. Nothing. Not one of the people involved are going to face any consequences ever. This is just bread thrown to us ducks ready to eat it up. Nothing will change.

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u/McKenzie_S 2d ago

Two words: Panama Papers

What happened after a metric ton of documents linked just about every uber wealthy person and corporation to money laundering and illegal activity? Not a goddamn thing.

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u/SherbertQuick3592 2d ago

Gets banned from Twitter

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u/LemonPepper-Lou 3d ago

Got my popcorn ready

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u/me_to_me_stfu 3d ago

Mine went stale a LONG time ago 😞

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u/purl__clutcher 3d ago

I just felt the earth move from a whole lot of sphincter clenching

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u/Dev-N-Danger 3d ago

Who will be in there? Elon, Trump, or Clinton?

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u/FartingInYourMilk 3d ago

There are some people resting incredibly unwell after this news I imagine.

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u/Sok_Taragai 3d ago

And after two more years and 20 appeals, the Supreme Court will decide no.

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u/BearmouseFather 3d ago

Yeah, not going to happen. It's been how many years since Epstein croaked? How many people have been charged/jailed/inconvenienced? Max went to jail but didn't talk so she is still breathing. These people don't seem to understand the if you are as wealthy as the "Johns" on this list, NOTHING touches you. It happens to other people, those without money. Watch and see, not a damn thing will come from this either.

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u/Neo1331 2d ago

Cool so just like the Panama Papers hu?

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u/bunny117 2d ago

There was apparently a report that said all rich people are a part of a conspiracy to hide their money off shore and nothing came of it. I doubt this will do anything if anything comes of it.

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u/Here_Forthe_Comment 2d ago

Epstein has more privacy than pregnant women

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg 2d ago

This shit and Trump facing repercussions is the biggest blue ball teasing bs in the news cycle.

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u/iguru129 2d ago

Only released 8 names of 143 from the list??

I smell political bullshit inbound.

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u/Renyen0 2d ago

So basically we’ll kinda almost maybe find out who the scummy assholes are, but they’ll once again be untouchable through legal bullshittery and/or money. Great.

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u/stacked_wendy-chan 2d ago

Donut Chump and plenty of the GOP sweating bullets right about now... (and also Hollywood), screw them all!

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u/Max_Ram_CPU 2d ago

Protect that judge before he accidentally un alive himself

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u/emoAnarchist 2d ago

my condolences to the judges family on his future suicide.

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u/MajesticScientist834 2d ago

no matter who, no matter the political party they are part of, how rich they are, no matter which of your favorite actors they are, they all need hung for being part of it.

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u/ExPatWharfRat 2d ago

Haha, looks like someone didn't pay up in time.

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u/puppy_fan 2d ago

Seems like this should be the case for any settlement. If a company was harming people, they shouldn't be allowed to hide behind an NDA in a settlement. Especially because you're probably STILL doing it.

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u/ilikemushycarrots 3d ago

Nice! Finally nothing will be done and we can get back to our regular scheduled programming of bending over and taking it up the backdoor from the rich

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u/BlitheringIdiot0529 3d ago

Doesn’t matter. The people on power won’t face consequences. They’ll figure out how to prevent anything about themselves coming to light.

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u/FactOrPhallusy 3d ago

I am going to go ahead and reserve any sort of emotions at all until it plays out.

The elite have only had a dozen scandals in as many years and not a single one has faced charges, much less consequences.

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u/socradeeznuts514 3d ago

I'll believe when I see it.

That Maxwell lady is doing time, not a single client has been arrested to my knowledge. All this sex trafficking and not a single John.

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u/NoDownsideToOutside 3d ago

This just in: Judge dead, no list exists

(Remember, some of the CP Jeff had, had FBI evidence stickers on them. For the laypeople, this means someone in the FBI was providing J. Epstein with government confiscated CP.)

How many presidents hung out with Jeffery? Two for sure. This isn’t a democrat/republican issue, it’s a rich person issue.

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u/D0fus 3d ago

Eat the rich.

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u/someguyfromsk 3d ago

Just wait for a law to get slammed through, or a higher court to overrule this. The rich won't let this information out.

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u/The_Pandalorian 2d ago

Because Republicans can't fucking seem to even imagine someone holding their own accountable, for the record: If any Democrats are implicated, they should go to prison, too.

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u/OhioMegi 2d ago

Exactly. We don’t worship politicians. If they are committing crimes, I want them to be held accountable!!

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u/Worldsahellscape19 3d ago edited 3d ago

[REDACTED] well guys at least it something [REDACTED]

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u/fordprefect294 3d ago

Fucking finally

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u/rickytrevorlayhey 3d ago

If prince Andrew has no jail time, you can bet fuck all is coming of this

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u/metaltimmy 3d ago

The only questions are:

When will the ultra rich have this judge commit involuntary suicide?

When will all traces of these documents get erased from the earth before they can be released?

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u/Comrade-Cohaay 2d ago

Nothing is going to happen to anybody. Nobody who has the power to make anything happen gives a shit. There will be no accountability and there will be no consequences.

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u/Billiruben 2d ago

If Jeff Bezos is on there what are we going do about it?

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u/hypothetical_zombie 2d ago

Probably continue shopping at amazon, because well, what else are we supposed to do to get low-cost goods delivered quickly?

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u/mjkjg2 2d ago

don’t worry, the important names have already been combed through and scrubbed

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u/3rdtryatremembering 2d ago

If you think any day is a worse day for the 1% than the rest of us, I have a bridge on the moon to sell you.

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u/Tuckertcs 2d ago

And it will be released to the world but nothing will come of it.

Just like the Panama papers.

Just like “Epstein didn’t kill himself”.

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u/ryanghappy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Chuck Callesto is a huge fraud and literally just makes shit up to drive republican clicks. He used to "own" a site which kinda sounded like a news site, then write a bad article with no facts, then link to that site with a clickbaity Twitter link. I'm sure the same is happening here. He was on the payroll for the DeSantis campaign, but he might just be generally one of many Republican grifters now.

Seriously, do you guys not see ONE other tweet this idiot posts?

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u/Amazing_Karnage 2d ago

Well, we'll know if Musk is incriminated if he goes on an absolute Twitter bitchfest lambasting this judge.

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u/Pootertron_ 2d ago

Don't forget his associate Jean-Luc Brunel who also died in the exact same fashion in a jail

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u/PolyZex 2d ago

Wait... how did they ever have a reasonable expectation of privacy? They paid money to have sex with children- 'unsealing' it isn't really enough, they should be arrested. Her testimony all the evidence they need to bring them in.

Fuck their privacy, take their freedom.

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u/ConfusionNext7704 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Judge found hanged in office with security cameras deactivated. Both guards were on break."