r/lotrmemes Oct 01 '22 Silver 3 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3 Gandalf Laugh 1

Lord of the rings dark ending Lord of the Rings

6.0k Upvotes

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u/shinyshinyrocks Oct 01 '22

What a nightmare. I love it 😍

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u/samskuatch Oct 01 '22

When you replay the game to get the evil ending

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u/Wraith2098 Oct 01 '22

Frenzied flame ftw 🔥

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u/Bic_The_Jawa_Agent Oct 01 '22

When the Tarnished becomes Sauron

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u/sauron-bot Oct 01 '22

Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs!

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u/Swoletariat69 Troll Oct 01 '22

Replay? I always did that bad boy first

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u/Last-Caveman Oct 01 '22

Imagine replacing your buddies extended edition with this masterpiece for the ultimate long con

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Oct 01 '22

It's a long con because, when they start watching the trilogy, it'll be days before they reach this scene.

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u/undeadmith Oct 01 '22

Doesn't everybody watch it in a single sitting??

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u/SweetBoson Oct 01 '22

When you go in, you go all in.

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u/TheToastyWesterosi Oct 01 '22

Everyone knows about single sitting, but what about second sitting?

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u/Somzer Oct 01 '22

"Days", bro it takes less than 12 hours to watch it.

You could even watch it twice in 1 day.

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u/NothingButtMammals Oct 01 '22

This is truly a masterpiece. Love the witch kings stance in this ready to fight.

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u/Alastorlexicus Oct 01 '22

Finally, some good fucking memes.

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u/asianabsinthe Oct 01 '22

I'm afraid to ask what Grond is there for

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u/Bic_The_Jawa_Agent Oct 01 '22

To open the doors…. To Frodos heart.

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u/ProdigyManlet Human Oct 01 '22

How you think Sauron opened the door my man

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u/J_ynks Oct 01 '22

Grond sprinkled in there was 🤌

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u/LongJumpingSkyGecko Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

Okay, but Sauron was super nice to Frodo. He gave him a nice bed with a window shining light down on him and even free healthcare despite all the trouble Frodo caused him! He even told all his minions to be kind to him!

Come to think of it, what did Sauron even do wrong? All he wanted to do was rule Middle Earth. He would have taken care of anyone who joined him, as shown here. If the people of Middle Earth are so “free” why couldn’t there have been elections to determine if Sauron deserved to rule? Was he unjustly discriminated against because of his religious beliefs?! Have we all been misled by Elvish propaganda?!?!

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u/jake_a_palooza Oct 01 '22

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u/LongJumpingSkyGecko Oct 01 '22

I just posted there. I’ve taken the Sauron did nothing wrong pill now 😎

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u/sauron-bot Oct 01 '22

And now drink the cup that I have sweetly blent for thee!

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u/LongJumpingSkyGecko Oct 01 '22

Aww, thank you Sauron! ❤️ See! Look at how nice he is to anyone who wants to join him. Sauron doesn’t discriminate! He spreads love, not hate!

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u/sauron-bot Oct 01 '22

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?

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u/sneakpeekbot Human Oct 01 '22

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#2: Good Guy Sauron (X-post from LotR Memes) | 7 comments
#3: Faith of Our Fathers | 1 comment


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u/sauron-bot Oct 01 '22

Thy Eilinel, she is long since dead, dead, food of worms, less low than thou.

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Oct 01 '22

"I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to help you!"

- Sauron

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u/sauron-bot Oct 01 '22

Have thy pay!

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u/Drakmanka Ent Oct 01 '22

Sentient

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u/TheHeroOfAllTime Oct 01 '22

DID Frodo cause him trouble?

I mean, he took the ring right to him

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u/Joe_theone Oct 02 '22

Frodo had The Ring. Sauron is HIS minion now. And all the rest of them.

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u/shitpostbode Oct 01 '22

This is it...

If I see one more good Grond meme, it'll be the furthest away from Grond scepticism I've ever been

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u/TheShardsOfNarsil Human Oct 01 '22

I didn't think these movies could get any better. Then you did this

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u/JimChimmles Oct 01 '22

Omg that was great

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u/Tripsyou Oct 01 '22

I love the face he makes when he sees GROND

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u/MASTERoQUADEMAN Oct 01 '22

A timeless classic

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u/Isaac_Serdwick Oct 01 '22

Holy shit this is some high end gourmet meme right there

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u/Younghappy Oct 01 '22

I was done by the time the Balrog arrived. Could only see Grond through teary eyes. Thanks for this!

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u/anothersip Oct 01 '22

The Balrog hopping through the door made me dribble my coffee all over my pants. Well done.

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u/Mashizari Oct 01 '22

Peter Jackson needs to see this so he knows what he missed out on

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u/PresidentSnow Oct 01 '22

Posts like this are truly 10/10. You are a legend.

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u/6969CaptainBoner6969 Oct 01 '22

And they never lived happily ever after....

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u/Anonymous_Otters Oct 01 '22

By dark ending do you mean Reddit media player taking a shit so I can't actually watch?

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u/Edisius Oct 01 '22

This shit made by belly hurt.

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u/anywherebutknoxville Oct 02 '22

I still expected to see Legolas appear in this version.

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u/legolas_bot Oct 02 '22

It is the road to the Dimholt. The door under the mountain.

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u/SenorPariah Oct 01 '22

Beautiful, brings a tear to your eye.

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u/oeco123 Théoden Oct 01 '22

That’s the best content in a long time.

Thank you OP.

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u/cick-nobb Oct 01 '22

I loved this

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u/DoubleTripleQQQQQQ Oct 02 '22

The best video I have ever seen.

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u/DominusDaniel Oct 02 '22

The good ending

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u/SwarleymanGB Oct 02 '22

I was expecting some orc captain to show. GROND was a pleasant surprise.

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u/Buddy77777 Oct 01 '22

Grond ending best ending

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u/RebellionAllStar Oct 01 '22

My friends... You bow to Grond

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u/kansasgaymer Oct 01 '22

100% was expecting to see shotgundalf. Even so, was not disappointed.

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u/Monkfich Oct 01 '22

Very nice, though looks like you’ll need a Namtap version too now!

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u/spectra2000_ Oct 02 '22

This is such a good edit, I love how progressively whackier it got.

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u/zappyzap80 Oct 02 '22

The Balrog seems happy

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u/HurtMaggie Oct 01 '22

Grond 😂

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u/bot-of-grond Oct 01 '22

GROND

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u/HurtMaggie Oct 02 '22

And I’m not even a bot I just love this shit

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u/HurtMaggie Oct 02 '22

Grond is forever in my heart

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u/bot-of-grond Oct 02 '22

GROND

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u/HurtMaggie Oct 02 '22

Insert orc screech

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u/HurtMaggie Oct 02 '22

Insert heave of tireless souless scum maggots

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u/HurtMaggie Oct 02 '22

Insert olfactory sense of man flesh