r/lotrmemes Oct 01 '22 Gold 2 Wholesome 1

GROND GROND

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u/Batalfie Oct 01 '22

Naptime?

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u/Dwarven-Overlord Oct 01 '22

Naptime!

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u/obezkr Oct 01 '22

Naptime!

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u/theinvaderzimm Oct 01 '22

Nap time. 💯💯💯

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u/Futturman Oct 02 '22

I love that it's misspelled actually. Great meme.

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u/jack-kay Oct 02 '22

Naptime!

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u/sean0883 Oct 01 '22

That's so fetch. I'm down to make it happen.

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u/DrowsyBen Human Oct 02 '22

Stop trying to make fetch happen it’s not going to happen

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u/gustip Oct 02 '22

Fetch is happening?

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u/Hisako315 Oct 02 '22

As my daughter says “nigh nigh”

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u/Hilorenn Oct 02 '22

NAAAAPALM!

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u/Ok-Communication1576 Oct 02 '22

NAPTIME!! I’ve been fighting for this for years. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

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u/cotSTEawArT Oct 01 '22

Naptime?Naptime?

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u/fixFriendship Oct 02 '22

How on earth did you square your 2nd word?

Naptime!

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u/General-LeeAnxious Oct 01 '22

It’s ok, I have dyslexia too

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u/Lil_ruggie Oct 02 '22

You're having daily sex?

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u/MorgothReturns Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Do you know how "Naptam" came into being?

It was Nampat once. Taken by the OP, tortured, and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of a word! And now... Perfected. My fighting Naptam!

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u/Tjseegy Oct 02 '22

Careful, you're one short step away from "Napalm"

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u/Bi0H4ZRD Oct 02 '22

Napalm Death?

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u/Ahk-men-ra Oct 02 '22

Finally true perfection, I do love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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u/Cruntis Oct 02 '22 Wholesome

Little do most LotR fans know “nampat” means “no one walks alone, and no one leaves the trail” in Black Speech

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u/12thNazgul Ringwraith Oct 02 '22

I thought it meant “the sea is always right”

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u/SnowyLocksmith Oct 02 '22

Weird thing to say after your wife drowned.

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u/12thNazgul Ringwraith Oct 02 '22

Maybe the wife had to die so Elendil sets out to middle earth to eventually found Gondor? 🤔 Butterfly effect shit

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u/dragon-of-west Oct 02 '22

Clearly it means “give it to me raw”

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u/Tunaofdisappointment Oct 02 '22

And wriiiiiiiiggling

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u/KFY Oct 02 '22

No it actually means: “If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.”

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u/Fiskmjol Oct 02 '22

Him hopping up on that stone and making the little movements when he said "Give me the meat and give it to me raw." really sold it in as one of the most (hopefully not intentionally) hilarious moments of the entire show to me.

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u/Key_Lengthiness_7115 Oct 02 '22

Man where would society be if we just listened to the god damn sea. The sea is always right. Also GROND.

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u/DrNoLift Oct 01 '22 Helpful

Oh my Grond, Gretchen, you can’t just ask someone why they’re not Elvish

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u/derger11 Oct 01 '22

NAP TIME!

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u/Hiirgon Oct 01 '22

Why do people think "nampat" is the name of the battering ram? They confirmed it literally just translates to "death".

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u/JP_IS_ME_91 Oct 01 '22

So there’s an alternate universe where an orc cavalry shows up and screams “Nampat!”

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u/LynaaBnS Oct 01 '22

At this point im too scared to ask what a naptan is

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u/TheChartreuseKnight Oct 01 '22

"Nampat", death in the black speech

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u/Ellie28720 Oct 01 '22

Is Naptam a RoP thing?

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u/Stigma_Stasis Oct 01 '22

Fuck knows what Naptam is…

NAMPAT! On the other hand, that’s UDÛN!

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u/deluxecrockpot Oct 02 '22

Came here to say this

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u/Galileo258 Oct 01 '22

Yes, it means “death” in Black Speech. They also chant “Udûn” which is “Hell”.

Honestly I thought it was pretty bad ass.

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u/leadbornillness Oct 02 '22

Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris.

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u/grey_orange_gray Oct 02 '22

I do not ask for pardon, master u/leadbornillness, for the black speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the West! The ring is altogether evil.

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u/Xandrecity Oct 02 '22

I thought it meant "dehat" in Black Speech.

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u/Cup_Of_Conservative Oct 01 '22

Thought that said napalm and was wondering what sub I was on

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u/garfobo Oct 02 '22

It's actually Matpan

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

MatLAb

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u/lucasandhisturtles Oct 01 '22

I wish it only so grond goers can feel the annoyance of seeing it every few weeks

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u/TurkishTerrarian Elf Oct 02 '22

What the hell is naptam anyway?

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u/hamndv Uruk-hai Oct 02 '22

URUK lives matters

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u/ranting_madman Oct 01 '22

Grond was hot af. I bet Grond fucks.

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u/bot-of-grond Oct 01 '22

GROND

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u/ranting_madman Oct 01 '22

Is that what they moan when you’re Gronding them?

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u/bot-of-grond Oct 01 '22

GROND

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u/ranting_madman Oct 01 '22

Ngl puts everything into perspective.

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u/GrandioseGommorah Oct 02 '22

It’s definitely not gonna happen, since every meme seems to spell it some other way.

Naptam, Namtap, Nampat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

It never works when corpos try to force memes on us. “Oh our market research shows that the kids love GROND, let’s look in the appendices we bought and see what we can do that’s like that!”

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u/GeneralKenobi842 Beorning Oct 01 '22

GROPTANDT

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u/immerkiasu Oct 01 '22

Creme pat!

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u/RealDFaceG Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

why is every person posting about nampat misspelling it

it’s like Ahsoka is with Star Wars

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u/FlavorTownUSSR Oct 02 '22

What the hell is "Lord of the Rings"

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u/JButler_16 Oct 02 '22

A movie where kids get stuck on an island and then start killing each other.

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u/slowNstetty Oct 02 '22

I still don’t get it. And I’ve seen all the movies. Idk. Maybe I’m getting old

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

It’s the Amazon basics version of GROND.

Also, you’re not out of touch. It’s the children who are wrong.

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u/-keenanwalsh- Oct 02 '22

Grond > Nampat/Naptam or whatever the fuck

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u/Gullfaxi09 Oct 02 '22

Team GROND all day, every day

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u/IronHammerVW Oct 02 '22

Grondickus megamus maximus

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u/frankco-71 Sleepless Dead Oct 01 '22

GROND

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u/Losteffect Oct 01 '22

Its not Grond to happen.