r/lotrmemes Oct 01 '22 Silver 2 Platinum 1 Wholesome 1 Got the W 1

Hope everyone had their second breakfast. Most important meal of the day.

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/External_Watch1201 Oct 02 '22

Ah yes an actual quality meme. Take my upvote

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

Thank you kind Sir.

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u/Antares_hermes Oct 02 '22

Quality meme 👍

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

A tip of my hat to you kind Ser

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u/Pyro_Hades666 Oct 02 '22

"We prefer Uruk."

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

It’s Uruk hai to strangers. Only my friends call me Uruk.

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Oct 02 '22

My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

🥰 My boi Sarumaaaaaaaan

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u/ass_unicron Oct 02 '22

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

Wow that’s so offensive. Some serious Orc-ophobia.

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u/arcanehistorian Oct 02 '22

Only if they can visit those restaurants on the Nurnen beach... they have nice seafood and meat back in the menu.

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

You should check out the Prancing Pony Inn, reasonable food, reasonable rates, only a little stabby at night.

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u/arcanehistorian Oct 02 '22

Witch King already wrote review of that inn, and general experience about his travel in Eriador at <Mordor Times>. He complains that owner didn't greet him when he visited the place. Also he warns there are some ruffians who call themselves remnant of Arnor were swarming in roads, waylaiding Ringwraiths and orcs. In addition, he said that he was attacked by some hobbit farmers, swept by water due to failed water control of local Elfs, and lost his horse. In general, he gave 0 star out of 5 in his travels to Eriador, and said "Do not go to the place at all, unless you are armed to teeth with legion of your friends!"

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Thanks a lot Biden. Crime in Middle-earth is through the roof since he took office.

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u/Bombadook Oct 02 '22

I guess that concludes adoration.

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

Nods in agreement

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u/DrCodyRoss Oct 02 '22

Did you guys know that that orc was modeled after Harvey Weinstein?

Something something broken toe in another scene too

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u/Even_Season_9884 Oct 02 '22

Don’t you fucking disrespect Orcs like that.

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u/thematrix1234 Oct 02 '22

This is great. Going to forward it like it’s hot

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u/Jobby2 Oct 02 '22

Meme good 👍