r/mildlyinfuriating 3d ago I am disappoint 1 Silver 2 Helpful 2 Take My Energy 1 Snek 1 Table Slap 1

An extended family member broke the toilet seat while at a gathering and left without mentioning it to anyone.

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u/im_a_dick_head 3d ago

How

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u/Hairy_Fishstick 3d ago

Angry poops >:(

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u/LetsPlanForTomorrow 3d ago

we’ve all been there, but probably not to this extent lmaoo

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u/izzledrizzle 3d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/DygonZ 2d ago

Well la-di-da, look at mister happy poops over here.

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u/Haile-Selassie 2d ago

I have a soft close toilet seat at home, and I cannot tell you how many times I've accidentally just dropped the seat in public toilets out of habit, leaving the seat or lid to loudly slam down under it's own weight. That's all I can imagine happened here.

Doesn't justify slinking off leaving it broken, especially as that's an easy to fix $10 replacement, or $30 to get a soft close replacement seat/lid.

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u/EdwardWarren 2d ago

Buy good toilet seats (metal hinges and 4 good bumpers) then install a bidet along with it. Crap happy. Live happy.

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u/SunnyOneVA 2d ago

Where are you getting a 10 toilet seat??

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u/Gypsopotamus 3d ago

Whoa.. that’s a really mean poop.

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u/Rick_C4179 3d ago

Back and terlet cracking duke

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u/daemonelectricity 3d ago

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!

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u/stevensr2002 3d ago

Angry poops due to arguing online with strangers on Reddit

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u/Krillkus 3d ago edited 5h ago Silver Wholesome

“ARRGGHH FUCK YOUUU”

SLAM SLAM SLAM

“Goddamn it Steve, are you anger-twerking while redditing again?!”

“SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET WAS WROOOONG!!!”

SLAMSLAMSLAMSLAMSLAM…. plop

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u/noplesesir 3d ago

This sounds very accurate haha

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u/Glittering_Ebb9748 3d ago

That must have been one super pooper!

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u/Marauding_Llama 3d ago

Can't see the underside, but some toilet seats don't have supports in the middles. So if you lean too much, putting too much pressure on the middle, it can snap. You don't even need to be grossly overweight to do it.

It is impressive that they got both sides though.

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u/clekas 3d ago

Yeah, I weigh 147 pounds and I broke one just by putting all my weight on one side - I’m certainly not slim, but I see people much larger than me all of the time. Only the one side cracked, though. Cracking both sides is impressive.

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u/prestonpiggy 3d ago

I'm 110 and I managed to brake the seal on the floor by leaning on a side. But in your case I think it's not about weight itself, but how concentrated the mass is, like if you are heavy weight your "ass" takes more space so it's evenly spaced out.

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u/Dameyeyo 2d ago

I broken lot of seals over the years!

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u/CaptnFrydog 2d ago

If 110 lbs leaning to the side breaks the seal, the toilet was definitely not screwed down tight enough

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u/OptimalAd5426 3d ago

He broke one side and thought it sounded so cool that he leaned the other way. He probably rolls all over any available bubble wrap too.

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u/Joytotheworldlove2 3d ago

They don't call it "Ass Crack" for nothing!

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u/JB-from-ATL 3d ago

I had one break recently and I wasn't really doing anything weird. I think it may have been old but idk.

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u/opfart 3d ago

When I was 11 my parents had just divorced and my dad got his own place, I broke the toilet seat when I sat down. I cried and he explained that there’s no way I was fat enough to do that (I couldn’t have been over 100 lbs.) It was an old house so I’m sure age has something to do with it.

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u/Donald_W_Gately 3d ago

"You aren't that fat, lardo."

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u/_OhMyPlatypi_ 2d ago

They get hairline cracks if they get set down rough and as the plastic ages it weakens. The pressure from sitting was the last straw. It's nothing personal and they aren't break the budget expensive.

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u/NotMyCat2 2d ago

That and I swear the wooden ones are easier to break.

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u/JanitorOfSanDiego 3d ago

If it’s not a soft close seat, I would have guessed that it broke when it slammed back down into the bowl. In that case, they may not have noticed.

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u/Find_a_Reason_tTaP 2d ago

In that case this is deserved because all toilet seats should be soft close.

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u/MarkVarga 3d ago

He was an extended family member in more ways than one, I suppose.

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u/thenewcomputer 3d ago

sat down way too hard (I've done it)

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u/Li2_lCO3 3d ago Masterpiece

That happened to me when I was wiping. It broke and when I leaned back it pinched my penis.

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u/ZeroSleepSamus 3d ago

Ah that sounds really crappy!

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u/Independent-Bell2483 3d ago

Bet they had a shitty day after that

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u/TheSlayerBarney 2d ago

Fr I would be pissed off

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u/Roadhouse_Swayze 3d ago

Imma need you to walk me through this. How the fuck does your dick get to touching a toilet seat to be pinched in the first place?

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u/Li2_lCO3 3d ago

The center of the seat cracked, right where my dick was. Sometimes my dick touches the seat. But it was the most painful thing I’ve ever felt.

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u/Roadhouse_Swayze 3d ago

Thank you for elaborating 😆

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u/Eskimoobob 3d ago

You slide forward to your wipe? Interesting, I thought everyone leaned.

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u/BriansRottingCorpse 3d ago

I hope you yelled “oh no my poor Pee Pee got pinched!”

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u/OneSquirtBurt 3d ago Silver

Mario voice

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u/crypticfreak 3d ago

Holy shit dude I was taking a sip of my drink you can't do that to me!

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u/louiloui152 3d ago

I imagine the sound that came out of you was something akin to Tom getting his foot smashed by a giant mallet 🤣😅

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u/whattarush 3d ago

haha I bet you knew who it was instantly too

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u/ZeroSleepSamus 3d ago

Without a doubt

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u/copyrider 3d ago

I mean, if I were the culprit, I’d be pretty embarrassed and have a hard time telling anybody. Was there a dog or earth quake that you could blame it on?

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u/EdithDich 3d ago

I'd blame it on OP's cheap toilet seat. Probably got it at the dollar store. Sounds like a real frugal jerk! Get a better job and a better toilet seat, OP!

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u/TheRetrowave 2d ago

This guy shits!!

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u/Yknurts 3d ago

Send this photo to a family group chat and call them out for this shit (pun intended), unacceptable

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u/boxedj 3d ago

Nah just sneak it into their house somehow without them knowing you were there

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u/welestgw 3d ago

The old toilet seat switcheroo

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u/realisticduck_ 3d ago Helpful

The classic bait and shit

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u/sarahpphire 3d ago

My husband did this once (at our house) and he duct taped it back together lol

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u/KvinnoralskarAnkor 3d ago

If moving and shouldn’t, duct tape.

If should move but doesn’t, WD40.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Uglysinglenearyou 3d ago

I'm gonna need a couple more of them options if you got any.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Existing_Display1794 3d ago

Lol, my mannn.

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u/odenoden 3d ago

Hold my plate, I'm going shit !

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u/sarahpphire 3d ago

Nail it above their front door, horseshoe style!!

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u/I_am_Daesomst GREEN 3d ago

Sneak it into their bed like the horse head in The Godfather.

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u/craggy_cynic 3d ago

Nah, I'd mail that thing to them.

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u/Existing_Display1794 3d ago

Xmas is around the corner!

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u/LazaroFilm 3d ago

Nah. Keep the broken lid. And re install it for next thanksgiving when thy come back.

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u/rotten_riot 3d ago

Better yet don't invite them until they pay you your lid back

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u/FuckFloridaGBO69 3d ago edited 3d ago

Maybe the persons just embarrassed af? I don’t see this happening to me but man that would suck lol

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u/Mr_Turnipseed 3d ago Silver

Reddit acts like the guy did it on purpose just to be a dick, when realistically they were probably embarrassed as fuck. So Reddit's solution: let's embarrass them even more on a family group chat and shame them in front of everyone. This site is filled with the biggest fucking assholes.

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u/Clanstantine 3d ago

Reddit always loses the "don't give people the worst advice possible" challenge

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u/albert0kn0x 3d ago

Redditors looooooove to act like tough guys and say how they would "never tolerate something like this" then advocate for some super over the top unnecessary and unhelpful response.

I saw it in some thread earlier today where a person kept being woken up by their mom when they were sleeping before work. One of the top responses was telling OP to wake their mother up when she was sleeping as revenge. As if that would do anything other than make the situation worse. And the only guy saying this was a bad idea was downvoted to hell.

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u/silver_holden 3d ago

ive been the asshole that breaks something at a family gathering. yes i was embaressed but i owned up to it and everyone had a laugh yes but that was the end of it. i offered to pay for replace but they insisted it was okay. just own up to your mistakes its not hard 🤔

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u/br094 3d ago

But they didn’t mention it at all. Whoever did this didn’t have to publicly announce what they did, but telling the person who owns/rents the house is the right thing to do.

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u/WimbletonButt 3d ago

They didn't really say who it was though. This happened to my sister's friend in high school, she was a very large girl and barely driving age at the time. Teenagers don't really think past embarrassment when it comes to shit like this. Of course everyone knew who it was, she was just trying to get out of the house before it was noticed so she wouldn't have to face them. She literally never came over again because of the embarrassment. Not saying it's not the right thing to do, just that sometimes your emotions won't allow it.

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u/Real-Mouse-554 3d ago

Definitely, or they would have never found out about it.

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u/SoberTek 3d ago

Well, they didn't leave any skid marks.......so there is that ...... :)

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u/DudesworthMannington 3d ago

Can they fit in a standard sized row boat?

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u/MNichols45 3d ago

Probably not, my father was 450ish pounds and would break toilet seats just by sitting on them.

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u/XShhhDontBiteX 3d ago

“Heh… they uhh.. sure don’t make ‘em like they used to… heh”

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u/ChickenChaser5 3d ago

"Your ass? Yeah they really went wild on that"

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u/__Piggy___Smalls__ 3d ago

I mean surely it would be the last person to use it

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u/darkmatternot 3d ago

Was my Uncle over there?

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u/Fearless-Pineapple96 3d ago

well... you were gonna find out sooner than later

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u/ZeroSleepSamus 3d ago Snek

Yeah, but we were renting a beach house. It wasn’t our property that she broke

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u/luckystar246 3d ago

She definitely should have mentioned that before leaving!

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u/Mmer03 3d ago

Gonna be honest I’d have a hard time mentioning this if I was in a position to cause this

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 3d ago

Same. I wouldn't even make eye contact with anyone.

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u/crispybrojangle 3d ago Silver Wholesome Bravo! Bravo Grande!

Its not an easy convo to have. “Hey i was dropping a deuce and scrolling Reddit when my absolute unit of an ass destroyed your toilet seat. Im as surprised as you. Turkey ready?”

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u/pauljaytee 3d ago

"Huh, I guess your toilet isn't the kind for perching on, eh? You guys are weird. "

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u/peepopowitz67 3d ago

"Snapped the fucker in half it did!"

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u/smallpoly 2d ago

His realtive was a poor british orphan boy all along.

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u/zacktbh 3d ago

This made me cackle, thank you.

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u/PuffinDaisy 3d ago edited 3d ago

some people just don't care or know how to manually soft close a toilet seat / lid. they just flip it down and it slams against the porcelain, it's loud as fuck to live with or next to. just wondering how many slams it takes to get to the center of a toilet seat pop

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u/Matasa89 3d ago

That's why I upgraded to the gentle close ones. I just let it drop and it slows it down by itself.

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u/Fantastic_Painter_15 3d ago

Toilet seats cost like $10

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u/blazetronic 3d ago

Yeah but the nice ones that don’t let you slam it are like $40

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u/lowbass4u 3d ago

$25 at Lowes in my city. Just bought 2 on Monday.

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u/NoDownsideToOutside 3d ago

Yea but they don’t break either

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u/RichSelection1232 3d ago

Mine, that doesn't slam, was like 27 dollars.

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u/new_refugee123456789 3d ago

Mine was about $34 and it has a built-in night light.

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u/Squidproquo1130 3d ago

Mine with a built in espresso maker, shoe horn, and fog machine was $41.14 after customs. The juicer attachment was a $14 upgrade.

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u/new_refugee123456789 3d ago

My man over here be drinking toilet espresso. I don't want to know what you're juicing on the john.

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u/BanjosAndBoredom 3d ago

They make toilet seats that don't slam?

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u/RichSelection1232 3d ago

Lol, yeah. "Soft close"

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u/ShireHorseRider 3d ago

Do they make toilet seats that don’t come loose & swivel?

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u/RichSelection1232 3d ago

Nah, our fat, modern day assess can't be tamed.

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u/darkskinnedjermaine 3d ago

These comments have me in utter shock lol

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u/sweetdannyg 3d ago

Love my soft close toilet seats!!!

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u/AC2BHAPPY 3d ago

I had no fucking idea there was such a thing

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u/caboosetp 3d ago

They make cabinet doors that don't slam too

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u/wowyouresoright 3d ago

And they'd literally find out.

It's pretty embarrassing. Not that big of a deal.

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u/SmileyMelons 3d ago

Yes but if you're renting, it costs $250

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u/dman7456 3d ago

This is why you run to the hardware store and replace it yourself. Certainly not how I want to spend Thanksgiving vacation, but better than paying $250 for that shit.

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u/Jhc3964 3d ago

I’m a LL. If they replace it, it matches and is as good or better than what was there I wouldn’t care.

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u/onometre 3d ago

would you even notice if it's the same color and general shape

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u/Jaggar345 3d ago

Go buy a new one before you leave

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u/Dangerous-Cheetah-55 3d ago

I mean it sucks but these are so easy and inexpensive to replace, whoever did it was probably super embarrassed.

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u/StayFocused720 3d ago

just go to home depot and buy a new one. problem solved. text the family member with an apple pay request. say “Break the can, pay the man” 🤣

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u/FredLives 3d ago

It sucks, least it’s an easy cheap fix to replace it. I’m sure she was more than embarrassed by that happening. Sometimes you just take the high road.

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u/ChocolateFrogMilk 3d ago

What do you expect, walk out and announce do the party that your fat ass broke the toilet seat. That's worse then mentioning your massive shit clogged the toilet.

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u/beermedingo 3d ago

Just but a new one and replace it they are like 25$

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u/ussy-dictionary 3d ago Silver

Why is no one mentioning how you held the toilet seat underneath like that?!

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u/RANZ873 3d ago

Holy shit thank you. For fucking real this an air BnB toilet seat and bro is just bare handing it.

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u/imperfectandbeloved 2d ago

Just raw doggin it

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u/Huge-Run-2970 2d ago

OP, you nasty

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u/Twiiggggggs 3d ago

Its soo gross.

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u/Nona993 3d ago

I think I scrolled too far for this

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u/Jordangel 2d ago

Then they probably touched their phone. Then the doorknob, the microwave, their keys... One good thing to come out of the pandemic is more hand sanitizer in public places.

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u/jjsw0rds 3d ago

Fucking thank you I scrolled so long looking for this comment

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u/LordHamburguesa1 3d ago

Amen, my FIRST thought. Then seeing that it’s a short term rental, I was even more disgusted. Wash your hands, bro.

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u/SolEarth 3d ago

You can see what looks like a gnarly pube and some piss on the front of the rim, too. OP is full on grabbing some piss dribble spots on the underside of that seat, guaranteed.

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u/Noobraiser 3d ago

Thats literally where most of the piss ends up lol

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u/IrishMilo 3d ago Wholesome

My toilet seat snapped in a similar way to this a few years back, I'm not particularly heavy, but one evening after a long sit on the toilet, I got up and was halfway through brushing my teeth when the toilet seat snapped and made quite a loud snapping-plastic sound.

My assumption was that the heat and weight from my ass partially moulded the seat and after getting off the changing in temperature with the slight flexing back to it's original shape caused a tension point that fractured the seat.

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u/PomegranateHour210 3d ago

When I first read it I thought you were saying that it snapped while you brushing your teeth on the toilet. Lol was about to ask if that’s something people actually do.

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u/MrMashed 3d ago

I did it once but brushing my teeth sitting down feels really weird for some reason

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u/overlordpotatoe 3d ago

So it's plausible this one broke when nobody was there to witness it?

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u/ConditionBasic 3d ago

OP should really consider this possibility before humiliating someone in front of the whole family or something.

If you wanna call out someone's wrongdoing, be 100% sure that they are actually responsible for it!

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u/overlordpotatoe 2d ago

I'm also not sure if they know for a fact that it happened when she used the bathroom or if they're just assuming that's the case because she's overweight. A lot of people are saying they've broken them despite not being overweight, so if it is an assumption, they may be wrong.

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u/Psych0matt 3d ago

How hot is your ass?

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u/BagelsAndLSD 3d ago

Depends on who is nearby

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u/SnooDoubts2823 3d ago

Let me guess: you're a structural engineer?

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u/MethAddictedTreeFrog 3d ago

My grandpa hit my car and insisted he didn’t even though we were all standing right there looking at his car touching mine when he was leaving

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u/DepressingErection 3d ago

How

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Happen?!

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u/thePsychonautDad 3d ago

I cracked one, and I'm not that big. If it's anything like it, the seat was cheap plastic that formed cracks over time.

One day, you're lazy and/or drunk, drop your whole weight on the seat rather than seat delicately and the cracks give up.

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u/BardicNA 3d ago

Pretty much. Some unsuspecting relative had a drink too many, sat down too fast on the toilet seat and decided dipping out was better than dealing with the embarrassment. All these reddit comments calling family member a whale and saying call them out in a family wide group chat over it... Replace the toilet seat and move on. I'm sure the person feels terrible and will either come clean and make even on it, or live with the shame. It could've been a kid for all we know. It is mildlyinfuriating, but the unironic suggestions in this thread are terrible.

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u/Mazcal 3d ago

If you bounced like a walrus to shake off a sticky nugget hanging on for life, I’d imagine

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u/I_loseagain 3d ago

Gotta learn to spread them cheeks and jiggle side to side.

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u/Jaeger562 3d ago

then you rip the entire toilet from the floor

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u/pinaacoladaaa 3d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/DanAlucard 3d ago

Paper, grab, yank, drop.

Or, be civilized and bidet max strength. Waterjet that mofo

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u/timbit87 3d ago

Reasons I could never live without a bidet. Max power, right at the top of the crack, it snakes in behind and takes it all off in one go. 3 dabs to dry and bobs your uncle.

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u/DessieDearest 3d ago

Y’all need to eat more fiber. And shave your assholes. Real game changer.

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u/StrawberrySlapNutz 3d ago

I would love to have a shaved asshole, but I cannot get the technique down. Do you just go in with a trimmer and not expect any nicks? I got nicks, and they are terrible to have in your asscrack.

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u/DessieDearest 3d ago

I recommend sitting in the tub with your feet together in front of you like the butterfly stretch. Reach on down and go for it. I don’t have male parts so I have no idea how much that gets in the way. even without being able to see everything, I’ve never cut myself, I use the dollar shave club razor. Just keep going till the razor comes back without any hair.

Recently switched to waxing. Lil bit of pain but worth it because there’s no mild itch like there is when hair grows in after shaving.

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u/Sea_Nefariousness282 3d ago

Part of me wants to say TMI but, you know what? Thanks for honestly sharing.

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u/Mazcal 3d ago edited 3d ago

Just don’t expect any silent farts from that moment on. You’ll think you could sneak it out the back door, but you won’t. He’ll come out singing like Gene Kelly in the rain.

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u/KittyboyPrinc3 3d ago

AYOOO thats the same way I do it, I've never heard another person that shaves in the tub! Def the best way to do it in my opinion.

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u/Miah_ThePunlock 3d ago

He might have had meat to beat, and the straw broke the camels back

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u/Blorbush 3d ago

I thought I was the only one that did that 💀

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u/Supersnakesix 3d ago

I was not ready for this sentence

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u/pnwinec 3d ago

Old seats. We had one crack in our house when I sat in it one day. Had been using it for ten years with no problem, then crack.

I’m not a land whale either.

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u/TheQori 3d ago

Cheap seats too.

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u/imaginaryblues 3d ago

Well, toilet seats don’t last forever, especially if you buy cheap ones. I suppose the weight of the people who regularly use that toilet would be a factor. Also, if you slam the seat/lid down instead of gently closing it, that’s also going to lead it to breaking faster. A new cheap toilet seat is like $25, so hardly anything to be upset about.

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u/jimtitan 3d ago

That’s a 9.88 one from Walmart. Not a nice one

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u/SgtMcMuffin0 3d ago

I cracked a seat once, bought the cheapest replacement Home Depot had, and cracked that one within a week. I only weighed about 160 lb

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u/Lailalou08 3d ago

A women broke the door off the stall at the restaurant I was at. She was drunk.

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u/GREASYROOFTOP 3d ago

Be thankful it was just the lid. My husband broke an entire toilet, getting out of a shower in a hotel.

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u/awang44 3d ago

Hope there was no blood. Those things are sharp.

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u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34 3d ago

how is that even possible lmooo

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u/mista_adams 3d ago

Not mentioning it is the bad part, it may have just been a hairline fracture before.

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u/0utF0x-inT0x 3d ago

Probably embarrassed, who wouldn't be.

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u/DramaticOstrich11 3d ago

I'd feel bad if my toilet seat broke while a guest was using it. I wouldn't blame them or ask for money. Cheap toilet seats are not very strong and that looks like it could cut someone's ass up! Unless there's a reason to think they were misusing it in some way then they didn't break it exactly, it just broke.

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u/m0nk37 3d ago

Me? I'd walk out and be like "Shitters broken!" while holding up my trophy.

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u/Ok_Caterpillar4181 3d ago

I wouldn't have said anything either

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u/Swampus68 2d ago

Spend $20 on a new one and stop your whining. Bullying someone who is clearly going to be embarrassed by this is idiotic. How is this even in my feed.

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u/NarcolepticKnifeFite 3d ago

Embarrassment will do that to a person.

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u/soldier4death 3d ago

I don’t think it was so much sitting on it that broke it, I’m betting someone lifted it to do business and the seat fell back down hard on the toilet causing it to break.

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u/ZeroSleepSamus 3d ago

That is a possibility that I honestly haven’t thought of

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u/TapedeckNinja 3d ago

The toilet seats in my house are all soft-close.

When I use a toilet elsewhere, sometimes I forget that not all toilet seats are soft-close and I drop that shit like a rock.

Not so bad if it's a light plastic seat, but older toilets with ceramic seats, those things are loud as fuck. Never broken one but I could see it happening for sure.

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u/Motor_Relation_5459 2d ago

Given your crude and mean comments you don't seem to have thought ever.

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u/CzernaZlata 2d ago

Your underrated comment made me realize how stupid this whole post is. Rock on queen

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u/hitness157 3d ago Rocket Like

You can replace it for less than $20. It's just held on by 2 very easily removable screws. Your family member was just embarrassed. It's just a lousy toilet seat.

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u/k_ironheart 3d ago

This is why I never buy a toilet seat with an MDF core, or any toilet seat without properly spaced standoffs.

It's honestly sad to see such a reasonable response so far down in the comments, and all the comments that blame weight. You don't even have to be all that heavy to break one of these cheap seats.

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u/Unlucky_Telephone963 3d ago

If I broke someone else's toilet seat during a dinner party or a family gathering, I would fucking walk out the door and keep waking until I reached Canada. There's no overcoming that level of embarrassment

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u/Choppergold 3d ago

If I did that I would try to keep a lid on it

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u/Drama_Queen2013 2d ago

I understand the morally correct thing to do would be to tell someone, but realistically that would be humiliating. I think I would have been bawling the second I made it back to my car.

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u/Individual_Jelly3762 3d ago

They're plastic. Not going to last forever. Especially the cheap shit from a big box store.

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u/SoverignOne 3d ago

What’s he supposed to do? Run to Home Depot?

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u/QuillzChillz 3d ago

“Cousin Eddie, you didn’t happen to break the toilet seat just now did you?” “Nope Clark, I believe it was the dog!”

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u/confluence73 3d ago

They were probably embarrassed.

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u/SoloSheff 3d ago

Grabbing that with your bare hand is bothering me more.

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u/subliminallyNoted 2d ago

I bet they were super embarrassed so didn’t want to own up to it.

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u/JohnnyCumLately5 2d ago

Honestly bro just let that go. For the low price of 20 bucks you don't have to make a family member publicly admit that they're so fucking fat that toilets break under them.

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u/Trap_Lord_Bill 3d ago

They are probably used to a soft close seat. I think it is mildly infuriating when people don’t have one.

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u/Dgrakus 2d ago

I can see that. If you always had a soft close seat they probably just flicked it and it slammed down and broke.

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u/Nathan_Wind_esq 3d ago

I had family come to my house a few years ago for a week long visit. One of my relatives who came is about 500lbs. He broke my toilet, a chair and a table that he decided to sit on. No apology, no sense of shame at all. Just “oh hey there’s something wrong with your toilet/chair/table.” He acted like I had defective stuff and it wasn’t his gargantuan ass that destroyed my shit. Needless to say, he and his family have not been invited back.

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u/Honest_-_Critique 3d ago

Did you know he was 500 lbs when he was invited to visit? It sounds like an apology was in order for breaking your stuff but what was the alternative to sitting on your chair or using your toilet? Not trying to be rude, just genuinely sincere.

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